Crazy authentic hadiths: ex: Muhammad spat while rising his mouth on his friends

Crazy Authentic Hadiths
90% of the Muslims are Sunni Muslims, the ones who believe in hadiths. They will say that Islam with out hadiths is not complete. Which is true, because in Quran Allah has done such a poor job that Muslims need hadiths to perform even 5 pillars of Islam. With out hadiths you can not even pray, or do haj, or pay zukat. All the details come from hadiths, they are not given in quran. In fact according to quran there are 4 prayers not 5. Muhammad was a human not a prophet or a perfect man. On one hand where he said some good things at the same time he also uttered total nonsense and did crazy things. Following are Islams’ most authentic hadiths which shed some light on his character. Bukhari Volume 1, Book 9, Number 490: Narrated ‘Aisha:

The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, “Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman.” I said, “You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.”
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 6: Narrated Anas:
The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives.
(Bukhari Kitabul Ilm vol.2, hadith 77

“I still remember when I was five years old, the Holy Prophet rinsed his mouth and then spat the water into mine”
Bukhari, Book of Bath 1:189

The Holy Prophet had the (sexual) power of 30 men.
(Bukhari 2:134)

“The sun rises between the two antlers of Satan”
(Bukhari, Book of Sales and Book of Nikah 3:59)

After the fall of Khyber, people described the beauty of Safia Bint Hui, the new bride of a slain enemy soldier. The Prophet chose her for himself. On the way to Madina he stopped and had intercourse with her. His companions did not know if she was a wife or a concubine. Later, a veil was drawn between her and the men-folk and they came to know that she was a wife.
Bukhari, Book of Nikah 3:60

The Prophet said, “Bad luck, misfortune and doom can exist in a wife, a home and a horse”.
Bukhari, Book of Nikah 3:61

“After my time, the greatest tribulation for men will be women”.
Bukhari, Book of Nikah 3:97

“I saw that most of those entering the gate of hellfire were women”
Bukhari Kitabul Qadr 3:543

A man inquired, “We earn income from these bondwomen, (other narratives mention prostitution) so can we do coitus interrupts with them?” The Prophet said, “There is no sin in doing that”
Bukhari Kitabul Ta’abir
“Seeing a black woman in a dream is the sign of an oncoming epidemic.”
Bukhari Kitabul Fatan 3:718

The Prophet’s wives awoke late one morning. He said, “Many women who are dressed up in this world will be raised unclothed in the Hereafter”
Sahih Al-Bukhari HadithHadith 2.426 Narrated byAnas

We were in the funeral procession of the daughter of Allah’s Apostle and Allah’s Apostle was sitting near the grave and I saw his eyes full of tears. He said, “Is there anyone amongst you who did not have sexual relations with his wife last night?” Abu Talha replied in the affirmative. And so Allah’s Apostle told him to get down in her grave and he got down in her grave and buried her.
The Sahih Muslim

“(4152) ‘Abdullah (b. Mas’d) reported Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: It is not permissible to take the life of a Muslim who bears testimony (to the fact) that there is no god but Allah, and I am the Messenger of Allah, but in one of the three cases: the married adulterer, a life for a life, and the deserter of his Din (Islam), abandoning the community.”[44]

Bukhari (84:57) – [In the words of] “Allah’s Apostle, ‘Whoever changed his Islamic religion, then kill him.'”
Muslim Book 019, Number 4345:

Muhammad Riding at Medina

Prophet Muhammad and his Sahabas

The following hadith shows us how captured women were distributed among Muslims warriors to have sex (rape) with. Heart broken women after losing war and death of their loved ones had to have sex with their enemy who were responsible for their down fall. This is beyond imagine cruel, one wonders where was Allah’s mercy ?? How will muslims feel if someone does the same to their sisters and daughters after defeating them, will they be willing to throw of their clothes for their enemy?.

Narrated Ibn Muhairiz:
” Among captured women was a woman from Banu Fazara. She was wearing a leather coat. With her was her daughter who was one of the PRETTIEST GIRLS IN ARABIA. Abu Bakr bestowed that girl upon me as a prize. So we arrived in Medina .

I met prophet in the Medina street who said: Give me that girl, O Salama. I said: Messenger of Allah, she has fascinated me. I had not yet disrobed her. When on the next day. the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) again met me in the street, he said: O Salama, give me that girl, may God bless your father. I said: She is for you. Messenger of Allah! By Allah. I have not yet disrobed her. The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him)sent her to the people of Meeca and surendered her as ransom for a number of muslim who had been kept prisoners at Mecca.”

Sahih Bukhari 9/50
Mohammed said, ” No Muslim should be killed for killing a Kafir” (infidel).

Hadith, Sahih Muslim, Book 009, #3506
“Jabir b. ‘Abdullah reported: Abu Bakr came and sought permission to see Allah’s Messenger. He found people sitting at his door and none amongst them had been granted permission, but it was granted to Abu Bakr and he went in. Then came ‘Umar and he sought permission and it was granted to him, and he found Allah’s Apostle sitting sad and silent with his wives around him. He (Hadrat ‘Umar) said: I would say something which would make the Holy Prophet laugh, so he said: Messenger of Allah, I wish you had seen (the treatment meted out to) the daughter of Kharija when she asked me some money, and I got up and slapped her on her neck. Allah’s Messenger laughed and said: They are around me as you see, asking for extra money. Abu Bakr then got up went to ‘Aisha and slapped her on the neck, and ‘Umar stood up before Hafsa and slapped her saying: You ask Allah’s Messenger which he does not possess. They said: By Allah, we do not ask Allah’s Messenger for anything he does not possess.”
Bukhari and Muslim with a chain up to Abu Hurairah (s)Hadith #281
“It is not permissible for a woman to fast voluntarily when her husband is at home, unless he gives her permission. Nor should she permit anyone to enter his house without his permission.”
Muslim (Book #041, Hadith #6985)

Abu Huraira reported Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews.